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Monday, March 23, 2009

Conniving Old Women.....

Three mischievous Grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home when an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the Grandmas yelled out saying, 'We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.'

The old man said, 'There is no way you can guess it, you silly old biddies.'

One of the Grandmas said, 'Sure we can! Just drop your pants
and we'll tell you your exact age.'

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove them wrong, he dropped his pants

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to
jump up and down several times. Then they all piped up and said, 'You're 87 years old!'

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked, 'How in the world did you guess?'

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old
ladies happily yelled in unison - - -

'We were at your birthday party yesterday!'

Gents beware..

It is what it is



Cygnus MacLlyr said...

just wanted another blow at the Candle(s), did they?!?


HermitJim said...

That's a pretty good one, Rod! Made me laugh!

Lydia said...

That's a good one! Smart old ladies. :)

Rod said...

Hey thanks for stopping by
Just what I thought sent it out for a warning to the guys and then you have a gal agreeing with it.

Edain: said...

My kinda ladies...lol! :)

Rod said...

Nice of you to stop by and leave your vote or I mean comment;)