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Sunday, April 26, 2009

Question For You

What do you think would happen if we followed these rules?

(1) Press 1 for English is immediately banned. English is the official language; speak it or wait at the border until you can.

(2) We will immediately go into a two year isolationist posture to straighten out the country's attitude. NO imports, no exports. We will use the Wal-Mart's policy, If we don't got it, you don't need it.

(3) When imports are allowed, there will be a 100% import tax on it.

(4) All retired military personnel will be required to man one of our many observation towers on the southern border (six month tour). They will be under strict orders not to fire on SOUTHBOUND aliens.

(5) Social security will immediately return to its original state. If you didn't put nothing in, you ain't getting nothing out. The president nor any other politician will be able to touch it.

(6) Welfare - Checks will be handed out on Fridays at the end of the 40 hour school week and the successful completion of urinalysis and a passing grade.

(7) Professional Athletes--Steroids. The FIRST time you check positive you're banned for life.

(8) Crime - We will adopt the Turkish method, the first time you steal, you lose your right hand. There is no more life sentences. If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for your victim; gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

(9) One export will be allowed, Wheat. The world needs to eat. A bushel of wheat will be the exact price of a barrel of oil.

(10) All foreign aid using American taxpayer money will immediately cease, and the saved money will pay off the national debt and ultimately lower taxes. When disasters occur around the world, we'll ask the American people if they want to donate to a disaster fund, and each citizen can make the decision whether it's a worthy cause.

(11) The Pledge of Allegiance will be said every day at school and every day in Congress.

(12) The National Anthem will be played at all appropriate ceremonies, sporting events, outings, etc.

Sorry if this steps on anyone's toes

GOD BLESS AMERICA

It is what it is.

Rod

13 comments:

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

Sounds righter than rain on a desert summer's eve to me, Rod...

Rod said...

Cygnus
Glad you liked it.
I know some people would not agree with all of it but it does sound good to me.
Thanks for stopping by.

Rod

Lydia said...

Sounds good to me too...

:)
lydia

Rod said...

Lydia
You of all people knows what it takes to be a citizen. I just do not understand why we let them get away with it.
Thanks for stopping by.

Rod

Cygnus MacLlyr said...

Just keep telling it like it is, Buddy...

Edain: said...

Interesting post hun, keep it up! :)

Rod said...

Cygnus
You can bet on it!

Rod

Rod said...

Edain
I will try to.
There are more than one of those that really rub me wrong.
Thanks for stopping by.

Rod

Anonymous said...

13)We decide we'll stop bullying the rest of the world.

Rod said...

Anon.
That is a good one also. Just think of the money savings alone.
Thanks for stopping by.

Rod

Anonymous said...

Money savings ? $ is worth toiletpaper. You're lucky China has that much $ and can't drop them. That's why they buy commodities with their $ and sent troops to Africa (Soedan) to protect their commodities. They slowly but wisely are dumping the $.

Rod said...

Anon
So it is ok for China to send troops to Africa to protect their commodities? Isn't that like being a bully?

Rod

Anonymous said...

No, I didnt mean that. I just wanted to state that they want to get rid off their , and this is one way to do it.